i love promiscuity

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna

i’m making a pinned post cause apparently that’s hot n shit

white, 21, he/it, transfag

gaming + music + movies + comics + other things

cringe culture is dead do what you want

dni: terfs/swerfs; maps/pedos; nazis, transmeds/truscum; all lives matter assholes; people against stop asian hate, free palestine or free iran; neo-pronoun-exlusionists (and exclusionists in general like fuck off man); fujoshis; people who are still harry potter fans in the year 2023; pro-lifers

leave the premise immediately

sometimes i reblog borderline nsfw stuff, sometimes i tag it with #somewhat nsfw or #nsfw

this blog is very pro kink at pride / pro kink in general / sex and sexwork positive

Pinned Post pinned shit
were--ralph
were-ralph

Don't let Cis-hets say "hit the hay" it's a gay phrase from a gay time in history and i will not have it erased.

were-ralph

Its from olden times when cowboys would go to sleep and sleep on hay with their horses bc they be tired. Cowboys were often gay and straight people may have claimed cowboys for awful straight western films but they won't take everything from us stay woke

were-ralph

also hay rhymes with gay cishets do not interact

were-ralph

Every single person who talks about My Little Pony on this post in this the year 2022 is going to hell and I'll personally walk you there

carryonmytardisjohn
alagaisia

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

alagaisia

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

alagaisia

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

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jordanlakesessions

toxic codependent familial dynamics this. toxic codependent romances that. what about toxic codependent coworkers. i can’t do my job without this guy here or i’ll kill myself.

i literally check the shedule of everyone I like to work with every day to make sure we have atleast overlapping shifts in the same area if I dont have someone there I will cry like a toddler in a hot car
strange-aeons
marciaillust

the way tumblr is trying to distance itself from being a blogging platform is fucking. infuriating!!

like do you not know this is your strength!!! I want to be able to visit other people’s pages that have been CUSTOM MADE for their purpose!!! ARTISTS HAVE LINKS AND TAGS FOR THEIR ART!!!  COMMUNITIES AND HELP/TUTORIAL BLOGS HAVE TAGS FOR SPECIFIC QUIERIES!!! WRITERS CAN LINK ME TO THEIR STORIES!!! IT HELPS BOTH THE POSTERS AND THE CONSUMERS TO MODERATE THE EXPERIENCE TO THEIR LIKING!!!!

SENDING PEOPLE TO THAT UNSLIGHTLY “BOARD” OF A “BLOG” THAT APPEARS NOW WHEN YOU CLICK THE NAME OF THE BLOG INSTEAD OF SENDING YOU TO THE ACTUAL BLOG IS SUCH A DUMBASS MOVE? IT DOESNT EVEN ALLOW LINKS!!! I CANT DO SHIT ON THERE!!! I CANT FIND WHAT IM THERE FOR!!!! IT MAKES ME NOT WANT TO USE IT!!!!

TUMBLR IS/USED TO BE THE MOST FLEXIBLE AND THAT WAS ITS BIGGEST MERIT!!! YOU HAVE ONE OF THE BEST TAGGING SYSTEMS AND YOU WONT LET ME USE IT TO ITS FULL POTENTIAL!!! 

YOU CAN FOSTER COMMUNITIES, YOU LET PEOPLE KEEP MULTIPLE SIDE BLOGS WITHOUT HAVING TO SIGN IN WITH A DIFFERENT EMAIL, YOU ALLOW VIDEOS AND AUDIO AND +4 PHOTOS PER POST!!!! TWITTER CANT HAVE THAT!! TIKTOK CANT HAVE THAT!! REDDIT CANT HAVE THAT!!! FACEBOOK CANT HAVE THAT!!!

IM SO SICK OF THIS TWITTERIFICATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!